I totally hate the word verification thing !

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Dots: "Hey doc.. how are you..listen.. how does a person know if he had a concussion"


Doc: "dots.. what did you do this time"


Dots: "ha? me..? no nothing.. am just asking"


Doc: "did you fall again"


Dots: "Not really .. i mean.. just answer the question.."


Doc: "how bad was it"


Dots: "listen.. you are supposed to answer not ask !"


Doc: "Fine.. do you remember what happened during the "incident" ? "


Dots: "VERY well.. in a slow motion phase ba3ad"


Doc: "So you admit that you fell.. "


Dots: "listen.. cut it and answer"


Doc: "okay.. fine.. how badly does your head hurt"


Dots: "ya3ni.. "


Doc: "did you throw up.. any liquids from your nose or ears"


Dots: "no.."


Doc: "do you have any bruises under your eyes or ears"


Dots: "not that i can see at least"


Doc: "you could have had a very minor concussion of the trauma but that is not a problem.. make sure you rest well.. tell me what is 4+4"


Dots: "duh 8 "


Doc: "what is 16+7"


Dots: "damn i have to use my fingers wait :p "


Doc: "ÿou aren't dying soon at least not from the head trauma"


Dots: "good .. can't afford it yet"


Feeling releived and about to end the conversation (5ala9 i got what i wanted)


Doc: "btw.. there are cases where the skull could have a fracture.. that is a totally different case"


Dots in shock ! oh oh !






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Nokia & Erricson and all those companies who produce those lil tiny mobile phones should have a sign on their phones:


"If you are fat and chubby DO NOT BUY THOSE SMALL PHONES.


If you still NEED to buy them... a HEADSET is mandatory


Otherwise, make sure you don't talk with the phone between your cheeks and shoulder...


You never know what button you'd end up pressing"





Call ended is the most famous one though.. and the hold button :p





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Once upon a time there was a lady who was driving her "Prado" in Sheikh Zayed Road coming from the ladies gathering every Saturday and out of the blue she saw this lil fly stuck on her windsheild... she had to slow down so that the fly won't fly and end up with a fatal death on Sheikh Zayed Road.. everyone waited for her to speed up and people got frustrated.. and started driving crazy.. causing the "normal accidents due to sudden speed" ...but she was totally in her own world... when she reached her home in Jumeirah.. a gust of wind flew the fly away causing serious injuries and possible symptons of DEATH... after getting over the shock.. the lady went up to her villa and came ONLINE.. she was so frustrated and wrote the following:





"The GOVERNMENT and AMIRS (in good cases she'd write sheikh) should do something about this.. there should be a RULE that would PROTECT those flies from hitting our windsheild and FOR GOD's LOVE .. do something about the wind .. this government should do something about it..i am starting a campaign and a petetion to help SAVE THE FLIES !!!!!"





^to read further stories as such... YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO ! it ain't far away.. :p





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بعد الفاصل: مذابح بغداد ما زالت على فدم وساق

يعني لازم يعطونا فاصل عشان يأهبونا نفسياٌ للي بنشوفي

وشفنا

بعد الفاصل: الكلاب تقاضي البشر

وتوازنت المعادله...وضغط الدم رجع لمعدله " الطبيعي"

هزلت

after the break: More bloodshed in Iraq killing 500
They should give us a break to prepare us mentally and physically and emotionally..
After the break: Dogs sue human beings for mistreatment
and the equation is balanced.. and our "Blood pressaure" is back to "normal"
tsk tsk tsk !

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from one of my fav websites :
"10 weird handbags for the manly man"


LOOL i just can't imagine any of you MEN holding such a bag ! read the story
lool i liked the keyboard one :p